funky, awesome, comfy, and sexually euphemistic couch

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funky, awesome, comfy, and sexually euphemistic couch - $40

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Date: 2006-07-03, 3:50PM PDT

I'm sad to admit that I don't have room for this little number and that if I decided to keep it, my cats would totally ruin it (they are under the opinion that visual jokes and furniture items should remain separated).

This is a sofa in the shape of a pair of lips. Not only is it really cushy and plush, but it allows for cheesy double-entendres and pick-up lines, such as, "Would you like to come over to my place and sit on my lips?" You might get slapped, but at least you'll have a fine place to rest after stumbling back home.

The lips are missing one leg, but I didn't notice until I looked underneath. It feels solid and it makes me want to take a (sexy) nap. It's clean, but could benefit from use of a lint brush.

Give Lisa a call at (310)XXX-5443 if you'd like to furnish your bordello with the finest!

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